Jacquelyn. I'm a 17 year old Michigander. And I mostly blog about...Supernatural, Harry Potter, Starkid, Avengers, Disney, Wrestling, Avatar: The Last Airbender, occasionally food, anything about any book I've read or movie I've seen, and basically anything that I find entertaining, important, or makes me laugh.
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
What the hell is an American teacher teach? I’m so confused.
“Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”